Hello, everyone! You may have noticed that Christmas is fast approaching with all the lights and the Christmas Tree all decked up in your house (or you may not that is, if your family doesn’t celebrate Christmas for some religious reason or another. In which case, I don’t give a fuck. Nyah, nyah. ). So before you poor saps come after me with torches and pitchforks, and screaming “Heretic!” or something, allow me to uplift your bestial spirits with a bestial version of a famous Christmas carol.So anyway, from all of us here, Have a Bestial Christmas and a Fucking New Year!!!

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
(Well…you know how the tune goes. :P)

Rudolph the red nose reindeer,

had a very, very, large cock,

and if you ever saw it,

you would even say it glowed.

All of the other reindeer,

used to laugh and call him names.

They never let poor Rudolph,

join in any gangbang games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Santa came to say:

”Rudolph with your cock so big,

won’t you come with me to my room tonight?”

Then all the reindeer fucked him,

as they cummed out with glee:

”Rudoph the Red Nose Reindeer,

you’ll go down in history!”