And Here’s another one!!! Twist your tongues
out, people!!!!

If a dog fucker taught a dog fucker
To fuck ere the dog could fucker,
Ought the dog fucker fuck
Be taught to say fuck, or suck,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to fuck and to fuck a dog fucker fuck
Be taught by her dog fucker tutor,
Ought the dog get fucked
If the dog fucker fuck
dog and fuck at her dog fucker fuck?

Here’s another one for your oral AND vocal pleasure!!! Hahahaha! Enjoy!!!

There was a barren whore
who fucked a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not fuck the boar.
The boar fucked the bear a bore.
At last the bear could fuck no more
Of that boar that bored him to the whore,
And so the whore fucked off the boar–
That boar will bore the bear no more.

Say this one several times REALLY fast during a drinking game with your furry buds and have a fucking good time!!!!

I fucked a dog sucking Kate. I fucked a dog,
he fucked me, and she sucked a dog.

Me and My Shadow

This is a true story… it actually happened to me one day.

Well, I was sitting at my computer, completely naked, looking for some porn to aid my jack-off session that day. I must have accidently left open my door because suddenly, I heard a meowing sound and the next thing I knew something furry was rubbing against my legs. I glanced down and saw Shadow. He is my pet, a black cat. He is very young, about a year old, but very affectionate. Shadow continues rubbing against me and I try to ignore him the best I could. The next thing I know, he is rubbing my balls and starts to lick them.

I kinda pushed him away. It freaked me out. I go back to my porn, and he walks up again. This time, he puts his paws on my thighs, and starts to lick my semi hard cock. “SHADOW! WHAT THE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING??!!!” I yell at him, and this time, he runs off.

A moment later, I wished I hadn’t done that. By then, I was rock hard and horny.

I sighed and decided to just lie down and jack off. That way I’d not be so horny. So there I was, lying there, my eyes closed, fantasizing about my boyfriends cock, when my cat walks in again. Suddenly a funny idea popped into my head and I said to myself, “What the hell! Why not give it a try.”

I called him up on the bed, watch as Shadow jumped at the mattress and approached my prone form. He crawled on my chest, licked my nipples, licked my armpits, and walked over to my crotch. My 7 incher was really fucking at that moment, and all of a sudden he starts licking the base of it. I gasp. It hurt but it also felt so good! He starts to get really good at it, and then starts licking my head. Oh shit, I said to myself, my mind reeling back. This feeling was so intense! Shadow continued licking, when I finally cum all over his face and my cock. I thought this would scare him off, but much to my surprise, he seemed to like it and continued licking. I watched him, tired and seemingly helpless as he licked me clean, and then went to attend to the cum on his face.

Shadow and I have had several more of these encounters…

Ohhh yeah… oh yeah!!! They say that cats are best lickers, damn I believed that comment but after I saw this stunning black doggie licking a foxy slut’s pussy, I hate to tell this but in my opinion, aside from being man’s best pal and the greatest sniffers of bombs and other explosives, DOGS are just fantastic LICKERS and the Best BEAST FUCKERS!!! Check out the images at to see how great they were. Enjoy!!!

Baa baa black sheep, have you any sheep whores?
Yes sir, yes sir, just come with me to the door!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the big dicked boy who lives down the lane.

Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady’s chamber
There I met a horny old tigress who couldn’t wait any longer,
I took her by the left leg and fucked her til forever.

A horse fuck a day keeps the doctor away
A horse dick in you ass in the morning - Doctor’s warning
Suck a horse dick at night - starves the doctor outright
Fuck a horse before going to bed - knock the doctor on the head
Three each day, seven days a week – big horse, big dick

This one was from a pal of mine. This is for all of you snake fuckers out there!!!!

XOXOXOXOXO

Snake Seduction

Hi, name is Des. I know its weird, but snakes have always fascinated me. Most girls are afraid of them, but I think they are incredible creatures. I also keep two corn snakes as pets, named Mamba & Viper. They are about 4.5′ feet long and a good 1.5-2 inches wide, light orange with gray diamond shaped dark patches. And they’re very gentle as they can be. I have raised them they were only babies. They have never bitten me, not even tried, well… maybe except when they were little and nipping everything. But, never since then.

So, you wanna know just how exactly did this strange habit of mine start, you ask? Well, I usually have one of the snakes draped around my neck when I am in my room. I love my snakes and they like to spend time out of their aquariums with me. Sometimes I will put a bit of a treat on my hand or shoulder. They can always tell the difference between the treat & my skin. Well, one day I was surfing the net and getting very horny. I was looking at some images at this one site and boy, did it get my juices flowing. I kept rummaging through this site and the next thing you know there are bestiality pictures on my screen. You know those pop-up ads that are always showing up when you are surfing a porn site. I remember myself thinking, “How in the world can anyone have sex with an animal?”

But, as I stared at the pictures on the screen my curiosity was peaked. I clicked onto the link & saw for the first time a woman being fucked by a dog. My pussy became wetter and wetter. I could not believe I was turned on by this. They had an “eel” category, so I clicked on it. Ohmigod! Right there on the screen of my computer was a girl with her legs spread wide open with the tail end of an eel slithering out of her pussy! I really got horny then. I could not believe it! I looked at picture after picture and my panty crotch was soaking wet!

Now, you all know how snakes have an incredible sense of smell. Well, Mamba started his way down to investigate the source of this overpowering smell that was coming from my nether regions. I did not think anything of it at first. The snakes are always moving around when they get tired of one spot. Mamba’s head was right at my crotch. His tongue kept darting in & out of his mouth. He was enjoying the scent of my sopping wet pussy. I do not know what came over me, but the next thing you know I had dropped my shorts and panties onto the floor and spread my legs wide open. I moved over to the bed and pulled my knees up to my chest.

Mamba’s head went between my legs and was bumping against my labia. Oh God, it felt good! It was so wicked! It turned me on like I had never been before.

After realizing that there was nothing for him down there Mamba started to make his way back up to my shoulder. I stopped him in his tracks and put him back down between my legs. I took a hold of his tail and snaked it between my outer lips. I used it to rub my clit and I was getting all worked up. Mambas didn’t seem to mind this handling of him so I kept it up. I took Mamba’s tail and started to work it into my sopping wet hole. It really felt good. His skin is a little rough & added a sensation that I have never had before. He had just shed his skin a couple of days ago, so this was new skin. The new scales added bumps and grooves that I felt as I pushed more and more of his body into my pussy.

Snakes are very flexible and as I pushed more in it was as if he curved on himself inside my tight hole. I was feeling very full, but wanted more. Then I started playing with my clit. I figured Mambas could exit my vagina at his own pace and that it would seriously get me off. You know, the not having control over it and not being able to tell him what to do. Shit, I was already creaming over the thought. Mamba started to slither away and as he started to slowly exit my body, I screamed out in pleasure. It felt like nothing I had ever experienced before. It felt like he would never get all of his body out of my pussy. He met no resistance and to add to my pleasure he went straight up, right over my clit! Oh, shit! It was so intense! The orgasm was the most intense one I have ever had in my life, even to this day. It started when Mamba brought his head back towards my pussy lips and kept sniffing the air with his tongue. Every few times his tongue would actually make contact with my clit. I had my knees pulled all the way to my chest so my pussy was spread as wide as I could get it. My clit was hard as it could be and defiantly out from under its hood. When I felt his forked tongue touch my clit for the first time, he set off my orgasm.

My legs pulled themselves back even further on their own in order to open my pussy up more so I let go of them then started to pinch and roll my nipples. I pinched them so hard that I had a tear form in the corner of my eye, but it felt soooo good that I could not stop.

My orgasm continued the entire time Mamba got out of me. My pussy was spasming repeatedly and my clit was throbbing and I felt this extreme urge to piss, but I knew I could not piss and climax at the same time. Ands then there was this shot of fluid from my pussy as Mamba came all the way out. Wow! There was nothing I could do except let my legs flop down to the bed and try to control my breathing as my pussy and clit continued to spasm over and over again. Then I reached down, put two fingers up inside my pussy, and brought them to my clit. I started to rub and circle my nub, knowing that I could make myself climax again if I did it just right. I used one hand to spread my lips wide and the other to grab hold of my clit very tight. Then I took my clit between my fingertips and rolled it like I do to my nipples. As I started to cum again I pinched my clit for all it was worth. The intensity of my second orgasm soared to new heights. Wow!

I do not know how long I lay there. I finally managed to calm myself down to sit up and gaze at my snakes who are both now curled up on the floor. I felt myself getting wet again as I stared at them. Maybe next time, I will try them both at the same time!

Hey Guys,

Thanks for all the postings Keep it coming, i know everyone is of gratitude to all. Amber and I were very delighted. Post More…

XOXOXOXO