All right fans, here is it the long awaited other version of the Signs. Comment, suggestions and criticisms are allowed. Feel free to laugh your head off. And if enough replies are posted, I might even add more. Anyway, enjoy them! I know, I did while doing it.
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Signs Your Boyfriend is a Secret Animal Lover

10. When YOU come over to HIS house, his female Doberman acts as though she’s some jealous girlfriend wanting to rip the neck of the other bitch that sleeps with HER mate aka YOU.

9. You take a peek at his Palm top by stealth and learn that the real reason he was out at the race derbies was to meet someone named ‘Apple’ only to discover later that Apple was not one of the jockeys but was actually a REAL horse.

8. His DVD collection now consists of the following titles: Humping with Lassie, Fuck Willy, and The Horse of Zorro.

7. Having sex with him in “doggy-style” actually involves a REAL dog.

6. He is happy when you tell him about you have to go away for the weekend and you need him to look after your dog. The dog also seems to be awfully “excited and happy” for some reason.

5. When he says he sleeps with his dog, you hope that’s all she does.

4: He actually prefers watching Animal Planet than spending time with his X-box.

3: You discover that is actually a VERY active member of this website. And he’s been sending pictures and stories about bestiality for quite sometime now. (Hmmm, now WHO could that be…? *hint* *hint*).

2. He keeps on explaning to you that “Kitty cat” is his pet name for your uh, pussy and and he doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that your cat is pregnant.

And the number one sign that Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover…..

1. He keeps on having wet dreams involving some nasty four-legged ladies from the Police’s K9 Department..

While browsing the web, I came upon an entry called “Top 10 Signs Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend might be into Animal Love”. Needless to say, that little article had me laughing and rolling over in a matter of seconds and it had inspired me to write my version of it, the guy’s point of view anyway. I may post the girl’s point of view version of it soon. And if enough replies are posted, I might even add more. Anyway, enjoy them! I know, I did while doing it.
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Signs Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover

10. When she comes over to your house she ignores you and snuggles up to your pet Schnauzer(the DOG, you pervert!!!!) and says “Hello, handsome, wanna play?”

9. You take a take at her diary by stealth and learn that the handsome 14-inch cock stallion she was fucking out with in the race derbies while you were away, was actually a REAL horse.

8. You were browsing this website for a “quickie” and you see her picture being fucked by that dog you gave her last Christmas ago.

7. Having sex with her in “doggy-style” actually involves a REAL dog.

6. She is happy when you tell her about you have to go away for the weekend and you need her to look after your dog. The dog also seems to be awfully “excited and happy” for some reason.

5. When she says she sleeps with her dog, you hope that’s all she does.

4: She actually has orgasms while watching the Animal Planet Special Big Cats”.

3. You discover that is actually a VERY active member of this website. And she’s been sending pictures and stories about bestiality for quite sometime now. (Hmmm, now WHO could that be…? *hint* *hint*).

2. When she tells you to fuck her pussy, she means that huge white Siberian Tiger she had chained up by the bed and not her.

And the number one sign that Your Girlfriend is a Secret Animal Lover…..

1. She screams out her dog’s name while having sex with you.

Hey! I got ya another one. Enjoy!!!

Once a fellow sucked a foal of Yellow
In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a foal of Yellow, “If a fellow sucks a foal of Yellow, Can a foal of Yellow suck a fellow sucker of a foal of Yellow?”

And here’s another one for you to enjoy!!!!

There was a young fuck named Fischer
Who fucked a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Fucked the fucker in;
Now they’re fucking the fissure for Fischer.

Signs your Boyfriend Suspects that You’re a Closet Animal Lover

10: He insists on having the dog he gave you last Chirstmas be neutered at once and when asked he just mutters, “Better to be safe than sorry…”

9: He thinks that you had something to do about the way his pet eel died when you were looking after his apartment while he was away.

8: You look at his computer and notice that he bookmarked “Signs That Your Girlfriend is an Animal Lover” page from a website. You also note that he also bookmarked “Signs Your Girlfriend Suspects that You’re a Closet Animal Lover” from THIS site.

7: You have a fight with him after you and your girlfriends went to an aquarium exhibit. Later after you two made up and are having sex, he looks at you suspiciously in the eye and asks, “Honey, why does your pussy smell fishy?”

6: He won’t take you to the zoo anymore.

5: He won’t let you on the couch any more….

4: When you tell him you sleep with the dog, he hopes that’s all you do.

3: You tell him that the reason you were late was because you got detained by the police and he asks, “Which one, the Horse Patrol Unit or the K9 Unit?”

2: You spend countless hours explaining that the girl in the internet picture fucking a dog is not you and it was your evil twin sister (yeah right!!!) who is trying to break up your relationship.

And the number one sign that Your Boyfriend suspects that you are a closet Animal Lover…

1: He growls at every dog that passes by saying, “Stay away from MY bitch, you mutts!”

Here’s another one for your oral AND vocal pleasure!!! Hahahaha! Enjoy!!!

There was a barren whore
who fucked a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not fuck the boar.
The boar fucked the bear a bore.
At last the bear could fuck no more
Of that boar that bored him to the whore,
And so the whore fucked off the boar–
That boar will bore the bear no more.

Say this one several times REALLY fast during a drinking game with your furry buds and have a fucking good time!!!!

I fucked a dog sucking Kate. I fucked a dog,
he fucked me, and she sucked a dog.

Ohhh yeah… oh yeah!!! They say that cats are best lickers, damn I believed that comment but after I saw this stunning black doggie licking a foxy slut’s pussy, I hate to tell this but in my opinion, aside from being man’s best pal and the greatest sniffers of bombs and other explosives, DOGS are just fantastic LICKERS and the Best BEAST FUCKERS!!! Check out the images at to see how great they were. Enjoy!!!

Baa baa black sheep, have you any sheep whores?
Yes sir, yes sir, just come with me to the door!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the big dicked boy who lives down the lane.

Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady’s chamber
There I met a horny old tigress who couldn’t wait any longer,
I took her by the left leg and fucked her til forever.