And Here’s another one!!! Twist your tongues
out, people!!!!

If a dog fucker taught a dog fucker
To fuck ere the dog could fucker,
Ought the dog fucker fuck
Be taught to say fuck, or suck,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to fuck and to fuck a dog fucker fuck
Be taught by her dog fucker tutor,
Ought the dog get fucked
If the dog fucker fuck
dog and fuck at her dog fucker fuck?

Here’s another one for your oral AND vocal pleasure!!! Hahahaha! Enjoy!!!

There was a barren whore
who fucked a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not fuck the boar.
The boar fucked the bear a bore.
At last the bear could fuck no more
Of that boar that bored him to the whore,
And so the whore fucked off the boar–
That boar will bore the bear no more.

Say this one several times REALLY fast during a drinking game with your furry buds and have a fucking good time!!!!

I fucked a dog sucking Kate. I fucked a dog,
he fucked me, and she sucked a dog.

Baa baa black sheep, have you any sheep whores?
Yes sir, yes sir, just come with me to the door!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the big dicked boy who lives down the lane.

Goosey Goosey Gander where shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady’s chamber
There I met a horny old tigress who couldn’t wait any longer,
I took her by the left leg and fucked her til forever.

A horse fuck a day keeps the doctor away
A horse dick in you ass in the morning - Doctor’s warning
Suck a horse dick at night - starves the doctor outright
Fuck a horse before going to bed - knock the doctor on the head
Three each day, seven days a week – big horse, big dick

Fuck a dog, fuck a dog, my horny man
Fuck me a dog as fast as you can;
Hump it and suck it and put it on DVD,
And put it in the TV for Baby and me.

Baa baa black sheep, have you any sheep whores?
Yes sir, yes sir, just come with me to the door!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the big dicked boy who lives down the lane.

Hello, everyone! You may have noticed that Christmas is fast approaching with all the lights and the Christmas Tree all decked up in your house (or you may not that is, if your family doesn’t celebrate Christmas for some religious reason or another. In which case, I don’t give a fuck. Nyah, nyah. ). So before you poor saps come after me with torches and pitchforks, and screaming “Heretic!” or something, allow me to uplift your bestial spirits with a bestial version of a famous Christmas carol.So anyway, from all of us here, Have a Bestial Christmas and a Fucking New Year!!!

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
(Well…you know how the tune goes. :P)

Rudolph the red nose reindeer,

had a very, very, large cock,

and if you ever saw it,

you would even say it glowed.

All of the other reindeer,

used to laugh and call him names.

They never let poor Rudolph,

join in any gangbang games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Santa came to say:

”Rudolph with your cock so big,

won’t you come with me to my room tonight?”

Then all the reindeer fucked him,

as they cummed out with glee:

”Rudoph the Red Nose Reindeer,

you’ll go down in history!”